dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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