I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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