What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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