White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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