I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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