so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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