The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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