It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Two words: blizzard sex
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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