I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Buhtt sex?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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