Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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