that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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