So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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