"it" just moved
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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