PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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