I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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