if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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