bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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