it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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