when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I love having hate sex.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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