I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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