Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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