Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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