love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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