dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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