I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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