Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
