She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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