Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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