new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just high enough for therapy.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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