So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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