just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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