I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
