I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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