I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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