i think i have herpe
just one?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
