Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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