If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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