Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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