to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Randomize
