i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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