with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We left an ass print on the piano.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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