I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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