Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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