their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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