Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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