super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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