she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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