I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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