grandma shit on top of the toilet
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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