How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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