thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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