Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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