So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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