The maid of honor just puked.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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